YESSSSSS! I knew there was something wrong with that Obama feler and his Croonies. I gotta go buy a damn generator and metal blankets.

[videogum.]

The new king of lulz.

The new king of lulz.

NEW VEGASSSS

A Best Buy employee got his hands on a Fallout: New Vegas official guide early. There is some sweet info here declaring 27 main quests and 73 side quests. (100 v. about 30 in fallout 3) If you are as excited as I am, there is sooooo much here. I am 10 pages into the forum page, and no story spoilers yet. It’s completely legit as well. Enjoy.

Tank signing out.

OH MY GOD… NERDGASM

OH MY GOD… NERDGASM

Day 9

Today was GREAT! It started out with some good music that put me in a good mood all day. Oh, I got slapped in the face today. That was a bit odd since the hand was of a man….. Oh well. School was a breeze and we got our quiz bowl shirts today (About goddamn time) for our meet on Thursday. They are great. I got a B on my big AP US History test. I still have an A because of my incredibly high percentage however. After school, I had to work. I think we might have had about 40 tickets all night, so that was incredibly easy. Then, I came home and slept. First great day in a while. 

Tank signing out.

Day 8

Today was like any other. Chemistry was pretty great, we got to titrate and standardize some acid. That was the only amusement during the day. After school, there was a slight confusion since the bank was closed, but other than that, it was still a very boring day. I want to get out of this monotonous rut.

Tank signing out.

thedailywhat:

Successful Troll of the Day: This video featuring an enraged Kiwi Canadian kid excoriating “Justin Bieber haters” and threatening to backtrace anyone who has ever made fun of the Beeb online is not only today’s most discussed video on YouTube, but is also the most viewed in the “Nonprofits & Activism” category.

RIP Future.

[thanks georgie!]

Tank: Here comes the 4chan, ook?

Day 7

I went to church for the first time in 5 weeks today. It was much needed. After that, I went shopping with all my friends. That was also much needed. I got a plethora of new clothing and was very pleased. We went to Olive Garden afterward. That place really wishes to make you obese because they feel you SO much food. Anywho, I also realized the song “Like a G6” isn’t referring to a Pontiac, it is referring to an aircraft of some type. (Tank you, Dustin) I also coined a new phrase today. It is “I will shit at you!” which translates roughly to I am displeased with your behavior. 

Tank signing out.

Ha! Olive Garden is a front for Aperature Laboratories!